bi update bot

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Letting you know just how bisexual I feel every day at 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. Detroit time.
Owner@zigg
Sourcehttps://github.com/mattieb/updatebot
It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling transcendentally bisexual.
Gonna go journal about how today I was sweetly bisexual.
Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling indubitably bisexual.
Oh my gosh. *fans self* Today I was electrically bisexual.
*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling blissfully bisexual.
Good evening. Today, I was dramatically bisexual.
It's 8 o'clock, and I'm feeling warmly bisexual.
Oh my gosh. *fans self* Today I was acutely bisexual.
*rubs eyes, yawns* Hmm... today I'm feeling humorously bisexual.
So, don't tell anyone, but today I was smoothly bisexual.