Half off

Joseph tryna hint at the little bastard to act right

Once people drink the kool-aid on that kind of shit, the ever-increasing desperation to “grow their network” becomes palpable.

I missed my brother-in-law’s rehearsal dinner toast to answer a call that was to rescind an offer for which I was already in the process of making arrangements to move to a different city ~2 hours away. If you’re going to be a shady asshole employer, may as well also do it at 8pm on a Friday, right?

Too little too late

can I make them do extra work that would make their contributions genuinely valuable?

The worst-case scenario for this is that you make them do extra work that isn’t genuinely valuable, and it wastes their lazy devs’ tokens.

This joke is literally in the screenshot

If they had shown some restraint on all the houses that they made too damn expensive in the first place, the avocado toast meme wouldn’t have needed to exist

$216k is plenty to live on for putting in so few hours