Got a new therapist and I can’t get away with any self deprecating jokes without her writing notes lol

Fleabag S02E01 is absolutely perfect television

@thickurt Saaaaaaaaaaame. Feeling like I need to start a little gay computer-free commune in the forest with all my friends

discovered the joy of microcenter today

@thickurt not sure if they’re new there, but they’re just basic blue Eddie Bauer jeans for $20 and are quite comfy

Oh no my favorite jeans are from Costco. Am I a Dad now?

had to make sure the suit still fits

It’s my 2nd adopt-iversary with this lil guy so I got him a crown even if he’s going to murder me tonight for making him wear it

these are very dumb and I NEED them