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Why travelling makes me so horny? And you?

I will masturbate today as many times as this post gets boosts.

Make me proud.

Got to the beach today. Amazing weather. Quite warm sea water.

No swimsuit. No towel.

Solution: run full naked and get dried in the sun!

It was perfect... now get to rid of some sand everywhere. :)

Morning sex.
Interrupted.
But in a funny way.

Have a dripping day!

GM darlings, I think I finally got an idea how to solve my social media puzzle. You are the key. I mean mastodon people and the lovely vibe I'm getting here. Sorry if I speak nonsense to you. I guess I'm trying to say that I'm happy to be here and will use it as my main social platform from now on. Yep.

#goodnews #lewds #eyefuck #officeselfie

Bahnhof voller FuรŸball-Fans.

Contra: Naja, FuรŸball-Fans ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Pro: jede Menge uniformierte, gut aussehende Polizisten ๐Ÿ˜

Ever see something. Wish you hadn't and then try to talk yourself into sharing it so others can have the experience?

Yeah.

@hirsutetherefruit

The toots that I find the worst,
Are composed in trite rubbish verse,
But the ones that make me quite wet
Use limโ€™rickโ€”best metre yet,
For they make dicks harden and waters burst!

Taschenschlampe!