I will masturbate today as many times as this post gets boosts.
Make me proud.
Got to the beach today. Amazing weather. Quite warm sea water.
No swimsuit. No towel.
Solution: run full naked and get dried in the sun!
It was perfect... now get to rid of some sand everywhere. :)
Morning sex.
Interrupted.
But in a funny way.
Have a dripping day!
GM darlings, I think I finally got an idea how to solve my social media puzzle. You are the key. I mean mastodon people and the lovely vibe I'm getting here. Sorry if I speak nonsense to you. I guess I'm trying to say that I'm happy to be here and will use it as my main social platform from now on. Yep.
Bahnhof voller Fuรball-Fans.
Contra: Naja, Fuรball-Fans ๐ฎโ๐จ
Pro: jede Menge uniformierte, gut aussehende Polizisten ๐
Ever see something. Wish you hadn't and then try to talk yourself into sharing it so others can have the experience?
Yeah.
The toots that I find the worst,
Are composed in trite rubbish verse,
But the ones that make me quite wet
Use limโrickโbest metre yet,
For they make dicks harden and waters burst!