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Narrator voice: It was, in fact, 10,000 lines of bug-filled crap.

TIL (Today I Learned): Blockchain bro's know that they have a bad reputation nowadays, so they now say "append-only solution" instead of blockchain. And just to be sure, remember this: No, you don't need a blockchain. :)

Yesterday my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with some of the other old fellows.
So I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I emailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 71 and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said. "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
The line went dead.
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Videoschalte mit Trump scheitert, weil Merz' Faxgerät keine Kamera hat https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/08/videoschalte-fax.html

 Hello and a good meowing everyone!   Have a most wonderful day and stay safe! 😸♥️

Found some lumps on my cats belly so took him to the vets to get them checked. Paid £36 to be told my cat did indeed have nipples.

Platform 11 has seen some shit.