The early shift is way better anyway

I do 7am-3pm and it’s so good having an afternoon at the end of the work day where the shops are still open and traffic isn’t insane yet

I have my attainable dream car, cool tech and plenty of other things I always wanted.

Would give them all up in a heartbeat so long as I could stay with my wife.

Remember when a person could be “conservative” but not a complete nutjob? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

youtu.be/I2quAOKQyj0

Swedish Chef.

Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up

The helpers are being actively hindered in their attempts to help, and some have even been killed for trying to help.

Dangerous being a helper these days

BUY A NEW ONE, YA RICH MUTHAFUCKA

HAHAHAHA

I gotta fucking quit my job man

This will not do well. There was barely an Eragon fanbase when it was released, all the fans have now grown up and realised it was terrible anyway