Like.
(If I need to spell it out, it isn't just because of the IWTV tv series; Pitt is pretty certainly not escaping his late-stage reputation as a parental and domestic abuser. So it comes out in petty things like this.)
Someone gave me crabs. Best day ever.
The difference in jokes between those who are only aware of Tom Cruise via tabloids 'reporting' and fans of his work are truly night and day. (Also this is part of my lore revisit; it's been hella interesting to look back at his media appearances and interviews and with the benefit of hindsight and my own treatment and go, huh. And remember the state of public health and education when you're dirt poor. You can see how the cult got him good, if dyslexia was a catch-all diagnosis because a kid couldn't sit still enough to learn the mechanics of reading. And also notice when the manic episodes seem to correlate with a tighter leash. And uh, the fact that he's been living in a totally different country for nearly 20 years.)
It's true, I've had no peace since this realization