Late to this, I know, but even Google Arts & Culture is aware that I’m a Limey bastard 🇬🇧
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Ben McCool
@benmccool
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Writer: Video games. Comic books. Rubbish jokes.
Every so often, the Internet uses its powers for Good
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Dear Father Christmas,
Please deliver lots of warm winter clothes to all the naked ladies on my dad's computer.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach him to phish and he'll become a Nigerian prince and start emailing the shit out of people.
Disney-Fox negotiations be like
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Italian winery Torti has released a special edition 'Hello Kitty' sparkling rose.
The perfect Chrimbo gift for your alcoholic teenage niece.
Gentlemen, welcome to Clickbait Club.
You are not going to BELIEVE the First Rule!
Add some festive magic to winter sickness by filling your mouth with glitter before you sneeze
Being part of a human centipede > being part of Santa Con
I sure as shit showed that scary bloke in the pub what I'm made of!
(Brittle bones and buckets of blood)