Mastodawn

bEA 🔓

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This is my professional infosec shitposting account.

Not to be confused with my thirst/emo account at https://girlcock.club/@bea or my edgelordwannabie one at https://ni.hil.ist/@haveyoutriedmindfullness

Bad security takes delivered daily!

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That’s the beauty of open source,

there’s always someone out there, ready and willing to contribute to your project,

who is wrong.

@marasawr haha. I haven’t even gone through my clothes yet. There’s some mcqueen I might be rid of actually, as heartbreaking as that sounds.

I'm getting rid of a lot of stuff as I leave the US, do you like tech? Much of it free. (electronics repair, old macs, far too many headsets)

(this will be updated if you see it again)

Google Docs

@whack that’s normally the most heinous curse possible, but in paypals case it might actually be helpful to them.

@nelson the six minute a cappella rap section was ground breaking!

@ello I didn’t want to point fingers off the bat!

@ello @vaurora I’m sorry you have to work with former config management people! 🤣

@jonty one and dones are always the most deadly.

@jonty however this is not not how I expect your Friday evenings to go.

@Cyan is this your duress phrase?