Legoland Space set #6985: Cosmic Fleet Voyager (1986), page 6
Lies people tell, summer camp administrator edition:
“Buses will be leaving promptly at 10:30 am.”
YOU KNOW VERY WELL THE BUS HAS NOT LEFT BEFORE 1 PM FOR AT LEAST THE LAST 5 SUMMERS
damn I need this, might try sending it in
Talking to teenager: “remember, if you get [instant gratification] now you won’t be able to afford [delayed gratification] later”
Teenager: “I would like [instant gratification] today”