Brett Camper

@bcamper
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@migurski oh this is going straight into the “team meeting slides” folder
Legoland Space set #6985: Cosmic Fleet Voyager (1986), page 6
@kellan but what % is payroll tax going straight from private companies to the IRS?
there's no easy way to say this. i'm afraid you have multitudes
It’s all Pros

Lies people tell, summer camp administrator edition:

“Buses will be leaving promptly at 10:30 am.”

YOU KNOW VERY WELL THE BUS HAS NOT LEFT BEFORE 1 PM FOR AT LEAST THE LAST 5 SUMMERS

damn I need this, might try sending it in

https://mastodon.social/@moshboy/114676941477839866

Unsure if I should have watched The Rehearsal Season 2 finale the night before flying.
I am Needs Custom Orthotics Years Old today

Talking to teenager: “remember, if you get [instant gratification] now you won’t be able to afford [delayed gratification] later”

Teenager: “I would like [instant gratification] today”