Chris, we miss you

Boy, take out that one line, and the whole poem becomes something else.

I support this course of action.

Jesus f’n christ. Anyone that didn’t reply back with, “10?!? You’re a monster” is complicit and needs to go down.

If you see santorum, there’s a party going on!

Pick any Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack and you will have picked well.

Yeah. The kid-making process is actually pretty cool.

We wanted our gargantuan parking lot to be unique, so we said goodbye to boring numbered lot sections. You don’t want to park in Lot A, Section 2. You want the excitement of remembering whether you left the car in the Verizon Lot or the GrubHub: Powered by Seamless—A DoorDash Experience Lot. Here’s a hint: You parked in the Dippin’ Dots Overflow Lot and your car was towed.

Poetry.

The factory must grow.

Didn’t you watch Andor? Flavor is for closers. 😁