Sure, an "intern" must have posted that, but the "interns" are probably the same ones managing the war plans, so it might as well be official.
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Michael Bauser
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I was the first Bauser on the Internet.
And now he's doing it AGAIN!
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/12/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz.html
What happens if a President *really* thinks #UFOs are demons? He orders the USAF to shoot down demons? Sends chaplins up there to exorcise UFOs?
This is stupid, even for a UFO #conspiracy, and that's saying a little lot.
Lots of competition!
MarcoRubio is going to go through the early #GOP Presidential debates with a "What the fuck is this shit?" look on his face, then get knocked out on Super Tuesday.
https://people.com/congressman-alien-briefings-youd-be-up-at-night-11941777
Vance might have competition in the #GOP Craziness Primary, though.
Hard to say whenever #JDVance really believes #UFOs are demons, or whether he's decided saying crazy shit is the key to winning the 2028 GOP primary.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/30/jd-vance-alien-ufo-are-demons
There's a vendor at #NoKings #Ypsilanti selling anti-Trump t-shirts, but giving away his leftover 2024 #KamalaHarris merch.
I'm five episodes into #Monarch #LegacyOfMonsters, and so far the ominous government conspiracy the protagonists are investigating seems to be just bureaucratic incompetence and bad parenting.
I definitely won't be subscribing to #AppleTV for this.
This is the shit that happens when you train AI on crowd-sourced data. The "wisdom of the crowds" is skewed towards stupid ideas like cryptocurrency because stupid people have more free time to write stupid things online.
