Michael Bauser

Hard to say whenever #JDVance really believes #UFOs are demons, or whether he's decided saying crazy shit is the key to winning the 2028 GOP primary.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/30/jd-vance-alien-ufo-are-demons

JD Vance says aliens are ‘demons’ and details obsession with UFOs

Vice-president promises ‘to get to the bottom of’ reports of US government files about unidentified flying objects

The Guardian
Apr 4 at 7:04pmWeb
Show threadMichael BauserApr 4

Vance might have competition in the #GOP Craziness Primary, though.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/matt-gaetz-alien-human-breeding-program-b2949902.html

matt gaetz alien breeding trump

Matt Gaetz says he was told that humans involved in the alleged breeding program had been kidnapped from war zones and migrant caravans

The Independent
Show threadMichael BauserApr 4

Lots of competition!

MarcoRubio is going to go through the early #GOP Presidential debates with a "What the fuck is this shit?" look on his face, then get knocked out on Super Tuesday.

https://people.com/congressman-alien-briefings-youd-be-up-at-night-11941777

Show threadMichael BauserApr 4

What happens if a President *really* thinks #UFOs are demons? He orders the USAF to shoot down demons? Sends chaplins up there to exorcise UFOs?

This is stupid, even for a UFO #conspiracy, and that's saying a little lot.