I am wholly unable to be satisfied with anything I have and that's an issue I've never properly addressed and to be honest I don't really know how to

You know when you're playing a khajiit and you get the little popup that says "You have contracted Lockjaw." So you go into third person and your bitch looks like this

thanks google

When you want to use your phone in class but the teacher is around so you put your phone on your desk and type with both index fingers so it looks like you're a 70 year old computer illiterate bitch trying his best to look something up on this newfangled doohickie like if you agree

Westerners love to pretend that we're never exposed to propaganda from our own governments, but I'll let you in on a dirty little secret: the propaganda that works just becomes culture

lmaooo these white ass bitches just came into this sushi restaurant talking about how bad the soy sauce smells like where u think u are sis

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