Full disclosure/True confession: I once did storyboards for one of those Cartoon Network Scooby Doo movies.

My resolution for '23 is to work the term "Frankensteins" into daily conversation

Starting off the new year with a heated family squabble concerning whether or not the Gargantuas in the 1966 kaiju classic "War of The Gargantuas" can correctly be called '"Frankensteins" ...and, having consulting the wiki, I have lost this debate rather badly:
"...The press interviews Dr. Paul Stewart and his assistant, who once had a baby Frankenstein in their possession for study five years prior."
This is all extremely upsetting.

If the horrid ro-bots are going to destroy my industry in '23, I would prefer to be tooling around in my 1959 Ford Levicar, thank you very much.

my son made this cursed image (Tom Hanks as Galactus)

wait, I said a house in *Cologne*

Look, I know everyone thinks their kids are talented, but our daughter does such a perfect impression of the alien ambassador from MiB, it really has to be heard to be believed.

When you go outside to do the things but you're a Chicagoan so you forget to bring gloves

Today we celebrate The Father, the Son, and the Pepper's Ghost

"She looks like someone who shops exclusively at Whole Foods" - my daughter