Chris Barncard

@barncard
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Science writer. Trying this place on.
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#steelydan: 1
#bread: 1
#cocaine: 1
Kinda want to travel the East Coast just asking people to read "chipotle whole roasted cauliflower." Can AI help me get this phrase inserted into an old episode of The Wire or Mare of Easttown?
Aw, you had me there for a second.
News websites: So bad that — sometimes — they're good.

In 2009, on my first day at work @UWMadScience after years as a newspaper reporter, I was on a campus tour/visit to the employee ID office when a professor flagged us down and proceeded to explain to my new boss — in the middle of the street — that he had collaborated with a cellist to compose music for monkeys. And they were publishing it. And maybe that would be a fun story.

This is the best job I will ever have, I thought.

If anyone ever deserved to stand in front of his name in 4-foot-tall letters, it's @profdesai. Big congrats on AGU's Joanne Simpson Medal for Mid-Career Scientists to an incredibly pleasant person — who does cool science to boot.
First time #commuting by #bicycles in the snow. (Not exactly deep snow, though.)
It's an entertainment revolution. You put BREAD on a BOARD. When people want to eat the BREAD they get it from the BOARD. Just needs a name.
Oh, here we go.
My neighbors are releasing their #houseplants into the wild/railroad right-of-way.