Theresa May. The Long Island Medium. Checks all the boxes I would want for a girlfriend wife whatever.
-Unique Hair
-Mild Psychic Abilities
-Sexiest Accent On The East Coast
-Tells It Like It Is

I told my kids not to fight over this inheritance... guess I’ll be dead before that happens anyway. I am giving a wink to the camera to indicate that I will fake my own death. Am I doing this meme format right (just learned what that is)

@citrustwee Yes All Troops Are Good. God Bless. -Eddie Smythe 🇺🇸

I didn't love the joker movie? I don't think we should really be supporting that.

Hello. Who's pumped up for Thanksgiving?

I think “What is skanking? I saw that phrase a lot”

@gayalien She was logging a lot of keys (to the apartments of other men, that is)

@gayalien All I know is my second wife was a fisher for men when online dating. I would have found out sooner but I barely know how to use mastodon!

@gayalien
“ And he saith unto them, Follow me,
and I will make you fishers of men.”
Beautiful choice of verse 🙏

@citrustwee I ran out of chill pills I only take red pills