I always try to mark things NSFW (not safe for wasps).

Pagliacci: Thanks doc, you’re right that’s f*ckin’ hilarious. I feel much better now.

I always keep one or two spare Internets, just in case.

@MeidasTouch I had someone knock on my door here in Dunwoody, GA. She asked who I would be voting for and I replied "I'm voting for Herschel Wal... nah, I'm messing with you, Warnock!" Got a good smile and look of relief after that. 😆

“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
“That’s not my dog.”

Oh yeah - fig, goat cheese, arugula, and balsamic reduction, yum!

It’s very situational; for Thanksgiving it just has to be a slice of pumpkin pie with an excessive dollop of whipped cream.