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Ben Shapiro in a nutshell.

I apologize for passive aggressively gaslighting you all into believing that I am Snoop Dogg. They're right, it's time for me to come clean.

The truth is that I am actually Sandra Bullock. I am deeply sorry for deceiving everyone earlier today. I just wanted you all to like me.

I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-eat far too many sweet potatoes because you hope to discover the sweetest potato.

-wish there was more moss. Moss is great.

-suspect that big pharma invented pickleball so the elderly are more likely to get injured and be prescribed painkillers.

-keep a salt shaker on you at all times, in case someone surprises you with undersalted french fries, and also in case the slugs decide to wage war on humanity.

Wow, that's really fast.
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