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“the world will experience a great loss the day you go through twink death” - @vantiss

“idk why I imagined you to be a four foot seven 10 year old with braces but apparently you’re not” - @bhaktishh

“theo you're going in the bad poster box” - @schratze

“about time someone fucked this guy up imo” - @healyn

“you're Cardinal Tedesco kin? oh yikes bestie” - @soft
pronounshe/him
isn’t it funny when the mutual you know and love disappears overnight and gets replaced by a new mutual with the same name and handle but a different profile picture

they’re the same person? no don’t be ridiculous
they hate me because i speak the truth
one of the reasons that it took them 11 apollo missions to get to the moon is that they would always prepare to launch when it was a full moon. they'd point at the moon and be like "there it is!!!" but by the time they got there, it was like a waning crescent or even worse, a new moon, and theyd fly straight through it
inb4 “besties with the breasties”
my best friends have the best tits
me after opening up a soft (i wanted to look inside)
> “soft”
> look inside
> blood and gore and blood and gore and blood and blood and blood and the screaming and
going to a rage room with a screwdriver and meticulously disassembling everything