fwuppy

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“the world will experience a great loss the day you go through twink death” - @vantiss

“idk why I imagined you to be a four foot seven 10 year old with braces but apparently you’re not” - @bhaktishh

“theo you're going in the bad poster box” - @schratze

“about time someone fucked this guy up imo” - @healyn

“you're Cardinal Tedesco kin? oh yikes bestie” - @soft
pronounshe/him
fwuppy1d ago
isn’t it funny when the mutual you know and love disappears overnight and gets replaced by a new mutual with the same name and handle but a different profile picture

they’re the same person? no don’t be ridiculous
fwuppy2d ago
they hate me because i speak the truth
fwuppy4d ago
josefJan 23
one of the reasons that it took them 11 apollo missions to get to the moon is that they would always prepare to launch when it was a full moon. they'd point at the moon and be like "there it is!!!" but by the time they got there, it was like a waning crescent or even worse, a new moon, and theyd fly straight through it
Show threadfwuppyMar 27
inb4 “besties with the breasties”
fwuppyMar 27
my best friends have the best tits
fwuppyMar 26
me after opening up a soft (i wanted to look inside)
fwuppyMar 26
> “soft”
> look inside
> blood and gore and blood and gore and blood and blood and blood and the screaming and
fwuppyMar 22
HELL Yeah! BotMar 22
fwuppyMar 13
going to a rage room with a screwdriver and meticulously disassembling everything
fwuppyMar 13