Merry don't forget to submit your disclosures, affirm your CLE attendance, and pay your bar dues day to those who celebrate

Thoughts are with the people of Iran. Awful shit.

Hot damn Tesla is getting destroyed. Kind of a hard position to convince consumers to buy an EV or solar panels from a company whose CEO is on a quixotic journey to support politicians who are diametrically opposed to reducing carbon emissions (let’s be honest - his ambitious are more aligned with dereg, tax abatements, union busting, and reducing his tax liability). An impossible needle to thread.

I love starting my wordles off with absolute dipshit shots in the dark

@SFGiants absolutely cheaped out and failed to put a competitive product on the field this year.

Giants fans:

Fondly remembering a time where a company’s lawyer dared me to sue his client’s company

I think Elon has destroyed the reputation of the other companies he works with and is trying to step down now 🤣

Used to call social media scrolling in the bathroom Twooping. I suppose I have to switch to calling it Mastodumping