The endless depths yearn for the blood of the worshiped
Axium
@axie
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Maybe billionaires are causing global warming because theyre scared the ocean will claim more of them
Davey 
size of earth's oceans number of billionaires 2023
*furious typing*
okay I've crunched the numbers and it looks like we can fit them all in there
genuinely funny to me to see folks leaving twitter for planet zuck. like being rescued from a burning building by the jaws of a T-Rex
*average jk rowling fan voice* yes harry becomes a cop and has a slave but they're saying he's problematic now??
Casual reminder that billionares dont work hard. Dont fall for the meritocratic propaganda they push. If they really worked that hard they wouldn't be able to spend their time posting on reddit or going out on their yhat or whatever other bullshit they do
Velocirooster adminensis 
Do not try to solve the trolley problem—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: There is no trolley. General Motors bought them all up and had them dumped in the ocean.
Aral BalkanRich folks be like: “We want to see how far we can push things before they bring out the guillotines again.”
Well, fuck around and find out, you muppets. Not long now.
@me1000 damn. A company cares more about money than people? Im very shocked. Super shocked. Not like every one of the super rich have shoen themselves willing of doing that and worse a million times over.
Honestly, even if he wasnt investing in twitter, every one of the uber rich is a shitty person. If they weren't then they wouldn't have been able to horde that much wealth in the first place
We live in a rat park and everyone drinks the water