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Getting out the flippers for this mastodon account.
this Achewood panel is permanently tattooed on my brain
setting up all my cords at the coworking space like iโ€™m a v ergonomic mr bean

This morning we heard beautiful, haunting music when we sat outside and had coffee. Then we realized it might be coming from the Scientology center and felt bad.

But good news! It turned out to be a busker with face tattoos, a five string bass and a bunch of pedals.

Got a whole quart of hot peppers from the farmers market. Cayenne, Serrano, and one that tastes like a mix of lemons and pure pain. They even had one that tastes like chocolate and pain.
boost if youโ€™d wear these
The beauty of the internet is that it allows you to stumble out of bed and then get mad at something while still in your underwear.
Looks like someone left a bag of cement on my roof a couple years ago.

Your number one tool in assembling ikea stuff is slack. Tack everything together with the bolts not quite tightened down, then make sure you can get it into the shape you need it in.

Once youโ€™re sure youโ€™re on the right path, tighten it down. Do it like youโ€™re following the instructions twice.