This is all of tech leadership in 2025:
Avocado Toast
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I am a destroyer of bank account balances, a ruiner of forward-looking financial plans, and potentially part of a balanced breakfast.
And I was told it was the avocado toast we were eating that was the problem. 🤦♂️
Good show, Eater. This quote made me laugh out loud (literally, not your typical bunch of LOL BS with friends telling bad jokes):
He talks softly but carries a big stick. He's an expert in martial arts. He's skilled at manipulating lawmakers around the globe. Pirates fear him, and CEOs everywhere want to be him.
He's IP Man!
Thing: so imagine my disappointment when I turned up at the "all-hands meeting" and it was just a boring speech from a bunch of people that worked at the company.
This is what happens when you make cakes that look like everything: everything has to try to look like cake because it cannot look like itself anymore, because then it might be cake.