As someone with social anxiety and who is terrible at small talk, this seems like excellent advice.
Currently reading: Eleven by Mark Watson
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Currently reading: Eleven by Mark Watson
Currently reading: Eleven by Mark Watson
Amanda"Can we op.."
"NO IT'S FOR CHRISTMAS"
"Can we ha.."
"NO IT'S FOR CHRISTMAS"
"Can.."
"NO IT'S FOR CHRISTMAS"
Christmas Day
"EAT EVERYTHING. NOW! IT’S GOING TO GO OUT OF DATE!”
God 
Body: I can't physically eat any more.
Brain: THERE'S STILL CHEESE LEFT, PUSSY!
Body: But I hurt. The pain!
Brain: EAT MORE CHOCOLATE NOW!
Body: *cries*
Brain: WASH IT DOWN WITH A PINT OF BAILEYS.
Body: I’m begging you. Please stop.
Body: SNORT THAT PURPLE QUALITY STREET, BITCH.
Brain: THERE'S STILL CHEESE LEFT, PUSSY!
Body: But I hurt. The pain!
Brain: EAT MORE CHOCOLATE NOW!
Body: *cries*
Brain: WASH IT DOWN WITH A PINT OF BAILEYS.
Body: I’m begging you. Please stop.
Body: SNORT THAT PURPLE QUALITY STREET, BITCH.
Oh, the absolute BOOTS of it all. @watsoncomedian
Dgar
Brian BilstonA SHORT POEM
CONCERNING THE PROXIMITY
OF CHRIS REA TO HOME
AS HE DRIVES BACK
FOR CHRISTMAS
Chris Rea
is nea
Bruce Sterling @bruces
Just caught up with the absolutely beautiful chaos that is Alex Horne on #OffMenu. I haven't laughed that much in a while. He and Mark Watson are the kings of Yes And. I can see AO3 exploding with some of the revelations and inspiration...
Currently sitting waiting for #Hamilton to start in Hamburg and while trying not to pee myself with excitement, I'm listening to the orchestra warming up. The percussionist playing little snippets of different songs and my favourite game right now is seeing how quickly I can get the song from just the drum beat. Just got Schuyler Sisters in about 1.2 seconds.