Just found out today my marketer hit me up two days ago.

Strangely enough it caused me to stumble and go into emergency mode as I went through the day, but hey - we're here, it's all good, shit's gettin' done.

That's all I can really ask, y'knowwhatImean? Especially of myself.

So the new cover is lookin' smokin' HOT, and I've talked to my old cover artist.

Thankfully she'll still work with me on my side projects, but it looks like I"m full blast goin' with Novel Publicity for The Generalist.

#TheGeneralist #HellYeah #BlackAuthors #Blackish #Action #Adventure #urbanfantasy

Back home from that yoga.

GET THAT BIKRAM ON LOCK BOOOOOOI!

Good night, toots.

Duder's Army?

Would that count for here too? Pro'lly.

Bah, g'night folks. :V

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEZzt9sI5uc

OOPS, I spilled 1200 Lbs of Penis by Anubis Unit on my timeline!

Silly me, you'd better click on it and clean it up. <3

>as an author
>you shouldn't diss anti-vaxxers so much

Well maybe you should go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Also don't tell me what to do.

CHALLENGE (to myself): friend and follow ONLY people here who are into heavy metal/hard rock/punk music or reading books, especially action adventure, urban fantasy, or some mixture of all of the above.

Let's try something different than every other social media platform I've fucked with.

What do I REALLY want out of Mastodon, outside of building an audience of my own?

Well, I'm pretty certain I'm going to yell at people here regarding politics, politicians, and the social warfare ravaging this world.

Also I think I'm gonna sprinkle in softcore porn, memes, and possibly racist jokes.

Actually good Mel Brooks racist jokes, not the shit that Alt Right idjits on the internet comment on thinking he's agreeing with them when they have no idea that they're the butt of his jokes.