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RT @klivdahl
OMFG My 10 year old just asked Alexa on our Echo for a challenge and this is what she said.
OMFG My 10 year old just asked Alexa on our Echo for a challenge and this is what she said.
RT @wbruce
Update: @FedEx has now shipped this package a 23rd time between Troutdale and Kent. Troutdale has it today. Is it back to Kent tomorrow? Will this package ever be delivered, or is it doomed to exist in a liminal state between Oregon and Washington forever? Stay tuned! https://twitter.com/wbruce/status/1473546171180150786
Update: @FedEx has now shipped this package a 23rd time between Troutdale and Kent. Troutdale has it today. Is it back to Kent tomorrow? Will this package ever be delivered, or is it doomed to exist in a liminal state between Oregon and Washington forever? Stay tuned! https://twitter.com/wbruce/status/1473546171180150786
Bruce Williams on Twitter
“We’ve been watching this @FedEx package bounce between two of their locations for the past month. This is a *short* extract. At this point we can only assume we’ve become mere pawns in some longstanding, petty feud between warring teams in Troutdale & Kent—fought via hot potato.”
RT @TheGr8Aspie
If you need a refresher on why "crime" is a social construct remember what happens if your boss shorts your check $100 vs if you walk out of the store with $100 from the till.
If you need a refresher on why "crime" is a social construct remember what happens if your boss shorts your check $100 vs if you walk out of the store with $100 from the till.
RT @MikeDrucker
“You should hire a plumber!” - plumber I hired looking at the burst pipe I asked him to fix https://twitter.com/dscc/status/1466085902208450564
“You should hire a plumber!” - plumber I hired looking at the burst pipe I asked him to fix https://twitter.com/dscc/status/1466085902208450564
RT @eevee
pleasure doing business with you https://twitter.com/FranklinLynam/status/1459641429450448902
pleasure doing business with you https://twitter.com/FranklinLynam/status/1459641429450448902
RT @seldo
Turns out there was already a company called "Meta" who refused to sell their trademark to Facebook so Facebook just... committed trademark infringement and hoped to steamroll them with lawyers? Excellent start to their new, more caring image. https://meta.company/
Turns out there was already a company called "Meta" who refused to sell their trademark to Facebook so Facebook just... committed trademark infringement and hoped to steamroll them with lawyers? Excellent start to their new, more caring image. https://meta.company/
RT @SirOpsALot
I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight
I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight