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Australian, not bogan. 
Basic values: do better, be better.
I’ll follow you back if you’ve posted at least once #TwitterMigration

Find ways to make this new day a good one. Drink more #water, eat more #protein. #Laugh more, it’s a #habit you can grow into.

What will you do to make your day a good one?

My middle aged #Toyota wouldn’t start, the battery died a sudden death so dead, the remote couldn’t even unlock the door. I rang #RACQ to ask if I could get a quick membership, and found out I … somehow already have roadside assist.

Long story short, exactly 40 minutes after it and them, I had a new battery and was back on the road.

I know the usual wait time is hours, so can we please define this as a #modernmiracle?
whatever we call it, today they’re #legends!!!

OMG, not even 9pm and I’m ready for bed 😂

Who else is an early bird? To be fair I’m usually awake by 4am

I haven’t been on here, was in #nz for the first time EVER. How’s everyone doing?
#shenanigans in #Victoria keeping Australia entertained, amazing job guys. Proud of ya, proud of the revellers, the voters and the soccer fans - showing the rest of us how to party!!

And then there’s a few weeks of #schoolies and the teenage chaos

How’m I doing?
What’d I leave out, Australia?

I’m off to #nz tomorrow, first time ever. Auckland should be fun in the early hours of Sunday morning!! Lots of Samoan fans there
It’s official - from tomorrow Qld will be on amber risk. Stay safe people - I’ve just had it and IMO it’s not worth getting!!

For the two photos that worked, there are all these iPhone failures

photo description: #eclipse fails

If you haven’t been outside yet, there’s still time to catch the #LunarEclipse
What’s with the #BlueTick profiles? 
I know they’re necessary for some people, just wondering and how you can get one (NOT asking for a friend, I don’t need one. The phone’s green tick ✅ is good enough for me)
Hey, so, we've hit 1,028,362 monthly active users across the network today. 1,124 new Mastodon servers since Oct 27, and 489,003 new users. That's pretty cool.