Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Curd Ways

The guy in the cheesemaking biz
Is truly some kind of a whiz
He knows when he talks
While cutting cheese blocks
That Edam is made backwards, it is

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Feline Lines
by Kevin Ahern

Morris, my cat, talks up a storm
The veterinarian swears
One day when Morris said “meow”
The doctor asked him, “where?”

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Cutoff

I truly hope he is not pissed
That guillotine guy that you dissed
Cuz if he should fume
I know what would loom
We’d be necks on his chopping list

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A Certive
by Kevin Ahern

If you ask me, I’d have to say
Tic Tacs are for the birds
But yes, I really do prefer
Not to mints words

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The End

A geek doing coding in Guam
Encountered an odd software bomb
He emptied the trash
Then heard a big crash
And got sent to kingdom dot com

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Earth Birth

Our planet has much global warming
Perhaps we should think of transforming
New places of worth
Perhaps middle Earth
They tell me that it’s hobbit forming

#funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #planet #middleearth #hobbit

Rancors Away
by Kevin Ahern

Sailors love to sail the seas
And it sure bears repeating
“Partake of it as best you can”
The memories all are fleeting

#funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #sailor #sea #fleet #memories

Kevin’s Limerick of the Day

Go Doze

Consider Professor McPeep
Whose lectures are certainly deep
He’s rather dismayed
Because he gets paid
To talk in another one’s sleep

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Getting Heavy
by Kevin Ahern

If the trouble
Is your weight
Try to lighten
Up your plate

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