Rory

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RoryJan 2, 2023
beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeJan 2, 2023
the part in lets dance where david bowie sings "because my love for you / would break my heart in two" and then ESPECIALLY the part where he goes "if you should fall / into my arms / and tremble like a FLOWER" boost if you agree
RoryDec 16, 2022
@doot my cat has it!
RoryDec 16, 2022
Bananaman
RoryDec 16, 2022
molly congerDec 16, 2022
boost this toot to help the hotdogs find their friends & raise awareness about cute little dogs
RoryDec 12, 2022
It’s a mastodon at the Field Museum
Show threadRoryDec 6, 2022
@ginlem I’m not saying these are more iconic jorts but they’re also very good jorts
RoryDec 6, 2022
Royal 👑Dec 6, 2022

Jorts horse
Get out of my mind
The shorts you wear
Are denim and fine

Better run, horse
Jeans much too short, horse

RoryDec 6, 2022
Royal 👑Dec 6, 2022

You're in her DMs
I'm in her DMs

All are in her DMs
The singularity has occurred, the last remnants of humanity are hunted for sport

Show threadRoryDec 5, 2022
@ancient_catbus hate this for you. Feel better!!
RoryDec 4, 2022
Nephew and I wore the same shirt to niece’s 1st birthday party