its real sadboi hours lads

sometimes it's just me and my weed socks against the world

it is a universal constant that every so often I rediscover how much nightcore slaps even if I hate to admit it

Panhandle man-candle

what's a good instance for getting boosts and favourites, like I get it's a tool for fostering a kinda social media addiction but sometimes I need some of that sweet sweet validation ya know?

my sister is upset because I said I was "peanut butter and jelly" of her shirt so to mix it up I said something along the lines of "wELL SLAP YO GRANDMA AND CALL ME VASELINE BECAUSE I AM SO PETROLEUM JELLY" and now she won't talk to me

I true struggle of man is needing to pee when you don't want to get up

I miss my bf :/