Not true, see @BitSound’s comment.

It does have to be topologically planar (may not be the technical term), though. No donut worlds.

This doesn’t actually explain it.

Nope, it’s older than this YouTube copy. It’s older than YouTube. Here’s a hint: there’s a reason there’s no clips from Return of the King in it.

Supposedly, gallium is non-toxic, and liquid at body temperature (though not room temperature).

I’ve been drinking brewed cacao (Cacao beans roasted, ground, and brewed like coffee) almost every day lately. So that.

Grabthar’s hammer.

I use an android app called MyTherapy that nags you every five minutes until you confirm you took your dose.

I could make one up, but literally submersing yourself is hard to beat. Um… how about Professional sewage-eating-contest contestant?

Does Lemmy have RES? Is it called RES (lol)?

I think everyone should try Gentoo at least once, for the experience. Why download binaries when you can compile everything?