i fell into a burning ring of fingus
i went down down down, and the flames gringus hingus
and it burns burns burns
the ring of fingus
the ring of fingus
girl who got pinged on her on-call day to fix a long standing bug and also left her prog at the gym. im girl
what if i just stop doing anything
my reaction when i wake to the complete humiliation of my enemies
every time he fucks up the plan gathers more momentum . its beautiful
1. head of trust and safety likes a post from a porn scraper bot
2. the t&s watcher account that a community dev set up reports on the like (likes are public)
3. people clown on it for a while
4. the dev is banned for harrassment, appeals, is informed that the ban is permanent
5. the dev is unbanned for mysterious reasons
good lord it smells crazy over on bluesky today
distracted bodega guy called me sweetie we're so back