Semi-Sophisticated Brown Bag

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Semi-sophisticated. Brown. Bag.
I am so, so tired of wealthy people making my world shitty.
“Elon must be destroying the site on purpose he can’t be that stupid!” Last week a billionaire imploded, literally, because he thought he could outsmart the laws of physics. Never being told “no” makes a person stupid.
[Elon’s voice over the Mars habitat intercom]
I have some important news about our oxygen supply.
business genius. absolutely slaying it with all the great ideas.
and yet when I proposed yesterday that Diamond from Diamond and Silk try the treatments explicitly suggested by their orange hero, I got put in the penalty box …
ok my apologies to any Pekingese owners who get mad at me, but this was the FOURTH time I watched this and I laughed this hard
😍

a little background on those two lovers: the cat showed up as a 6 week old feral kitten around our house/neighborhood 12 years ago. took a couple weeks to trap him and get him to the vet for neutering. he’s been our sweet kitty ever since.

the pup was stuffed in a box with a pack of hot dogs with his 3 siblings as a puppy and abandoned by the side of a highway in Mississippi three years ago. he also miraculously found his way to us through wonderful rescue organizations.

I love them.

teleworking has many perks. this is right behind my office chair right now. ❤️
I highly recommend Neal Brennan’s “Blocks” stand-up special on Netflix. funny and wrenching at the same time.