BIG BOWL OF WEED!!

EVERY SINGLE MORNING it was driving me CrAzY so I said

"hey mom whats up with all the weed?"

and my sweet dear mother she looked at me like a cow looks at oncoming traffic and she said

ITS GOOD FOR YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU and then she strapped me to a chair and fed me nothing but blunts for THREE DAYS

and it was in that moment that i swore some day I'd escape and go to a farawary land where the grass is green and the (???) are oh so shiny and you can eat soup right out of the ashtray if you want to

it's ok, they're clean!

in AAAA AAA AAAA AALLBEQUERQUE

one of my favorite things about rust that I'd miss if i wrote haskell again is how in rust you can just be like, redefine a binding.

like

let x = whatever
let x = func(x)

in haskell you gotta do

let x' = whatever
let x = func(x')

and that sucks imo (i personally like to do the primes first and have the one without the prime be the final thing). and its because rust is a lot more imperative than haskell is.

haskell, you can still do it the way rust does, but now you gotta be inside a monad for purely language-level reasons. the compiler will optimize it all away but its just like cmonnnn kinda sucks lol

of course the advantage to the haskell way is it makes recursion dead-simple since you can just self-reference in the right hand side of the binding