alejandro

@armsdealing
39 Followers
26 Following
275 Posts
writer and jokester.
pronounshe + him
+18
follow me at @armsdealing friends and enemies, i've committed mastodon treason and switched instances. i'll post there from now on
This site has forced me to see the word "Komaeda" in four days more than I have in my entire lifetime
what I hear from my surgeon as I go under the knife: ok pull up wikihow
a joke about communism isnt communistic unless everybody gets it
trying to find good instances more like i do not know code/programming/french and i need one on my level of stupidity (i'm quite stupid)
just suddenly hit with the memory of when i was 7yo and got an inflatable pool in my backyard all to myself as well as crackers with ham&cheese served on a floating tray (read: just a tray on a floating board) and personally, i don't think i can get any more instagram bougie than that

   
  
   
 
     
      
 
    
   
 
  
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- Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2 Isle Of Lost Dreams (2002)

call out toot: @luscifers asked me to show him my tooties JUST like that. how dare he?

that being said, Follow him bc i love him

live toots my execution
just because you could do anything you wanted on tumblr doesn't mean you can replicate those same behaviors in this site. respect the rules. respect the old users and their complaints. not everything is a funny shit post. let's try to learn to get along because this site existed well before any of us signed up