Damn this place fuckin died didn’t it

I think my workplace is finally gonna get investigated for employment fraud 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Under communism 100% of our taxes will go towards Charli XCX, I’m sorry thats just how it works

Reactivated my birdsite account and it immediately hit me with this

That takeaway definitely regrets letting me pour the vinegar on my chips

I forgot to vote this morning and I’m going to a gig after work so if someone from Dragon’s Den gets elected president and Ireland starts burning heretics it’s my bad guys sorry

I sleep in a bed with my big wife

I don’t have the courage to put my music on my instagram so here you are, strangers on the the internet