PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

I wish restaurants understood that the reason to have a vegetarian dish on your menu even if you don't cater to vegetarians is so that people can bring their friends with them to your restaurant. You're not losing the smaller vegetarian population, you're losing the larger "people who have vegetarian friends or family members" population.

Like FFS just add the token house salad would ya? We understand the deal.