Arcane Bullshit

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Very proud to have a product featured in this NYmag piece, right above the cat dandruff medicine

https://nymag.com/strategist/article/sam-daly-wedding-guest-dresses.html

On My Mind: One Dress I Can Wear to 4 Weddings

Our deals editor, Sam Daly, shares everything inside her Strategist Brain — from wedding-guest dresses to L.L.Bean’s Japan collection.

The Strategist

Here are a bunch of things.

It feels like nobody gets to see my stuff anymore, but that's ok because it's just for me. I am just having fun by myself and certainly not trying to earn a living amidst the various terrors. Please DO NOT click the hyperlink in my bio and peruse ANYTHING. DON'T DO THAT. I am just here amusing myself and that is what the internet is for, being isolated and alone. Good thing nobody is reading this because I DO NOT want any attention.

Well done, leaders. Great work!
If crimes committed on the moon or in the name of the moon are real crimes, then lock me up!
Real misfortune enjoyers know that every day is Friday the 13th
When you get a green arrow and all the left turners all turn in a perfectly synchronized arc, those are your boys for life. That’s your squad. You are married.
Women, I am so sorry I missed International Women's ' day. To apologize, I have spent several minutes categorizing and stereotyping you.
drimp
If i had to guess, I'd say probably goop and/or muck
Do you have a moment to talk about difficulty and hardship?