it’s 5 o’clock somewhere (currently Hawaii I think)

I nearly died laughing

whenever people talk about mastodon clients it just sounds like this

I unlocked quiet mode in this app

my mom found this in the attic with random stuff from childhood. a relic of a better time in PC gaming

he looks like every townie from my hometown. i'm just waiting for him to say "can i borrow a dollar bro? can i borrow a dollar?"

no more driving for the day. you know what that means

is this what being hoisted by my own petard feels like?