Dudley Eigenvalue, DDS

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Perhaps if we lived on a crest, things would be different. We could at least see.
PronounsHe or they
AgeXennial
LanguagesEnglish (native), Deutsch (schlecht)
Pronounced/ˈæ.pə.ker/
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSSep 11, 2022
Some of us were splitting this drink before d&d. Then someone else came in and was like "Is that a fucking 9/11 cider?"
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSSep 9, 2022
this is the only king I recognize
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSAug 24, 2022
Spotted over lunch earlier today
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSAug 23, 2022
candid footage of the average masto user
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSAug 15, 2022
I ordered some dental floss in bulk online and now they think I'm an actual dentist
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSAug 8, 2022
This guy stared at me for like a minute straight earlier
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSAug 3, 2022

Gfdi these are mason bees aren't they

I don't want to disturb pollinators but I also don't want the foundation of my house to be full of bees

Also this is right where large dog likes to nap and we came out and saw him lying there *Eddie izzard voice* covered in bees (he was fine)

Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSJul 27, 2022
Furry Nuts, The ORIGINAL pork-coated peanuts!
https://www.furrynuts.com/
Iconic food reimagined as peanut snack

Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSJul 25, 2022
Got some Chicha Morada from a Peruvian place
Dudley Eigenvalue, DDSJul 23, 2022