Was out in Minnetrista felling trees today and found a tree that had heart shaped heartwood.

Despite everything, Google's call screening on pixel phones is pretty great. I was going through my call history and found this gem.

I guess bringing your chicken to the bar is one way to sell girl scout cookies.

Thanks Google, my vibes for this last year can definitely be summed up as a tree that fell on a garage.

Get your shit together RPS

What happens when I kiss Megatron on the forehead and tell them they're a good lover?

Really Google?

Our alley party just started in #shakopee

It's finally time. Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart is here. It's sad to have the series cut short like this, but I'm happy and excited to watch this movie.