Last Christmas I bought my mom a Beatles coffee mug and the vendor never sent me a single post-order email until 9/11 when they add me to a mailing list and sent me 11 emails about new products

Much love to MY Fleetwood Mac

its #NationalDogDay and of course my poor pup gets a UTI, spends all day at the vet and now has to wear a diaper. shes a good girl and I love her

Real dad hours

does this gremlin have a dick?

Bullshit everyone goes bananas over Wario and Waluigi and dont' give a shit about Tanooki Mario. 1 boost = 1 pat on his belly

hanging this bad boy on my bedroom door

I think my cat missed me