There wouldn’t be tragedies to politicize if politicians and right wing media weren’t inciting hate crimes to begin with.

Twitter is like watching the Hunger Games right now

I give Trump 24 hrs before he starts using his Twitter account again. Mango Mussolini’s narcissism will get the best of him.

The one thing I won’t miss about Twitter is the accounts whose entire existence revolves around their follower count. “Raise your hand” “RT if you agree” “we should be friends” “make sure we’re connected” and “I will follow back anyone who comments.” It’s so cringe.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Kathy Griffin any more than I already do..she goes and says this.

One thing I’ve learned about Mastodon is that you can’t follow people back too quickly or you get a error code. I’m gonna do the same thing I do with Twitter and set an alarm to remind me that it’s been enough time to follow more people back. So if I haven’t gotten to you yet, have patience with me friends.

The incels who paid eight bucks for a fake verification badge are having a meltdown right now. They spent their basement rent money they owe their mom and have nothing to show for it.

I feel a disturbance in the force, like suddenly everyone is migrating to Mastodon all at once.

Sorry Kari Lake, it turns out that Arizona is just not that into you.