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sentient bottle brick jingles miserably across the floor

logs in approximately twice a year to complain about things no one irl wants to hear about

minors plz dont open/interact w my nsfw or explicit content

pronounsthey/them
call mehonk, beep, any onomatopoeia rly
regardless of what the liberal media may tell u, i am big gay
for you
water is delicious my compliments to the chef
spent basically the whole weekend having a sleepover with my friends slash soon to be roommates and when i got back home today i had enough energy to clean :)
an update: it Was and i Am
going to a party next week dressed as a cosmopolitan i think it's gonna be a hot look
am i boot scootin or achy breakin
A quick reminder of when you can start
there are two wolves that live inside you. one desperately needs a job. so does the other. you are unemployed