i'm excited to eat solid (but soft-ish) food again!! udon + fish cakes + tomato & egg stir fry

since getting 4 teeth pulled on weds i have been in a constant state of agony bc i can't eat any of my favorite foods

i literally thought two roped off janitor's buckets & rags on the floor was part of the moma's fashion exhibit & i legitimately tried to figure out what they pertained to before realizing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i have found my true calling

i hate... bread bowls

tfw ur students say things that make u feel like the cryptkeeper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

my fictional type is: fucky magic man

had a bunch of tiny lemons that were about to go bad so i chopped them & mixed them with honey to make a tea mix! i'm boiling water right now & gonna steep some mint leaves too