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18+ followers only, it helps if I actually know you from the fandom / tf community

This is not the secret porn account you think it is. i just want a space to exist online that isn’t twitter.

Subbed the sweet and sour for plain lemon juice which helps balance it and cut the crazy sweetness (I’m making this w/ Malibu for the rum which is not what it calls for but I needed to buy a light rum and as a trash person I love Malibu). Love the green color it gets.
Learned to make a blue Hawaii. So dangerously drinkable.
POV: clothes shopping when you have given up trying not to dress like a lesbian even though you are manifestly not a lesbian
Bath is alright
To celebrate Memorial Day I introduced Abe to America’s greatest cultural achievement: the red lobster cheddar biscuit
I found the ‘4chan, but only girls are allowed’ image board (it’s also p terrible in ways similar to and unique from 4chan) and on its porn board I was bodied perhaps the worst I have ever been bodied in my life
The present I’m most excited for is giving my sister’s kids the Switch. My favorite xmas gift of all time was an SNES so it’s cool to be able to kind of pay it forward. I set it up w/ accounts / miis of their whole family and the one I made for my sister is my favorite, haha

In case folks on here (and not twitter or FA) are interested, Abe and my newest book is done and available:

https://monstrousdoctor.itch.io/monclass

It’s a pastiche of isekai where the protagonist gets stuck in a VRMMO and slowly turns into a horny monster. If that sounds like your jam, I guess maybe check it out?

Did you know that in the eighties the program tasked with figuring out a way to mark nuclear dumping grounds for 10,000 years from now thought a good idea would be to genetically engineer cats so that they glowed in the presence of radioactivity?

Anyway the messages they came up with to include on their future apocalypse rosetta stone read like the most deeply existential slut shaming, and I have been feeling like shit, so it was a meaningful intersection.

beach tig sketch

(BG photo is of hot water beach, from unsplash)