Mastodon-Exclusive Post #7 of 561,819: A man walks into a bar and takes a tiny piano out of his bag, setting it on the bar.

He then reaches into his bag again and pulls out a man 12 inches tall. The tiny man starts playing the piano flawlessly. The bartender sees this and exclaims, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! IT'S A TINY MAN PLAYING A PIANO!!!"

The small man covers his ears and winces, asking the bartender not to shout because his ears are small and sensitive.

The bartender apologizes.