kakerlakatze

@anarceus@boosts.squirrel.pictures
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I don't consent to anything on this page being used in any form of generative AI. Nazis fuck off and go make out with a uranium fuel rod.

previously: @anarceus

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blue serval cat thing who's some genre of anarchist. Bug enthusiast, I keep a growing army of cockroaches and isopods. Wasp appreciator. Forklift and floor-controlled crane certified :3

I post bugs sometimes, generally CW'd. Minors follow if you wanna, but I do post explicit stuff quite a lot, it'll be CW'd so make sure to avoid that.

If your account is on mastodon social, don't even bother following me, I will reject by default

avatar: a neon blue anthro cat fursona with bright pink eyes, blue side shave hair and wearing a spiked collar and large, round pink tinted glasses grinning at the camera. It's holding a mini pride flag in its mouth, showing the lesbian and bi colours

header: photo of my stella pinup art playmat hung up over my desk, with pink and cyan room lighting. also featuring various splatoon amiibos on the shelf attached to the desk.

pronounsit/its, thing/thing
age20s
none genderleft beef
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art stuffplease don't repost or use without asking :3
matrix@anarceus:squirrel.rocks
you say that yellowjackets have ecological value and people will straight up crash out at you about it
info anzeige von giga erklärt den begriff AI-slop bzw. KI Müll als "KI generierte Medien niedriger Qualität" oder sowas und einfach. Nein. AI slop ist alles was von KI generiert worden ist. Die Unterscheidung ist wichtig.
Today opposing counsel mocked me for being "obviously the world's dumbest lawyer" for having a name-your-own-price law practice, and said my clients deserve me for choosing me instead of a "real" lawyer, and then we won and he lost, so I think Alanis would call that ironic
Timelinefund +BBesch
@jahtnamas can I boost LMFAO
@schrottkatze was macht das Tor zur Unterwelt denn bitte da

@jahtnamas no no this is specifically about having two entirely different genital reconstructive surgeries. Make me a brand new cock and then turn that into a custom made pussy

(reality-wise I have a negative interest in any genital surgery. I like the coin slot)

getting phalloplasty just to get vaginoplasty again so I can be trans²
I desire the great fairies from BOTW and TOTK carnally
@jahtnamas I heard horse and girl what's the tea
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only 15¢ from Johnson Smith and Co (1951)

@NoveltyBot "Looks like a salt shaker but pepper comes out" raises questions.

Like, is this a product they are selling?
Instead of just ... putting pepper in a salt shaker?