kakerlakatze - DM to follow!

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I don't consent to anything on this page being used in any form of LLM/generative AI. Nazis, tankies, TERFs et cetera eat shit.

wyrm or yarn. early 2000s model blue cat thing, hoarder of bugs and junk. I post art sometimes, sometimes it's lewd.

minors can follow if you want but leave the 18+ stuff alone, it'll be CW'd as such.

DM to follow, I don't check my follow requests other than to deny them periodically otherwise. If you want to follow tell me your opinion on the lockheed martin pride socks and your favourite bug. I don't let people from spam instances like mastodon social follow

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previously: @anarceus

avatar: portrait of an anthropormorphic blue cat with pink eyes, glasses and piercings, and blue side-shave hair.

header: photo of my stella pinup art playmat hung up over my desk, with pink and cyan room lighting. also featuring various splatoon amiibos on the shelf attached to the desk.

pronounsit/it's, yeast/yeastself, thing/thing
age20s
none genderleft beef
ko-fiko-fi.com/schimmel
art stuffplease don't repost or use without asking :3
matrix@anarceus:squirrel.rocks
horse
ran to cross the pedestrian crossing. light for pedestrians was green and remained green for another 5 seconds after I crossed. Car driver attempted to pass and acted annoyed when I cut in front of him. Felt the urge to kick his car
Use wrong addresses.
Use wrong addresses.

Still funny I'm constantly conning myself into functioning through a myriad of ways I didn't actively plan for.

my ADHD entirely debuffs my OCD and vice versa in frankly weird as fuck ways and it wasn't like this by default. This was years of me subconsciously weaponising one against the other.

With enough spite, contempt and sheer dumb luck you can make your disorders fight each other rather than you.

honestly feel similar about BOTW/TOTK Zelda but fortunately I haven't seen her bastardised much
I viscerally hate this so much that I may actually pummel any person I see doing this in real life. There's stylistic variations created by art style and there's deliberately making her look like those generic vaguely childlike anime girls
Genuinely I don't care about any horny art that wipes its ass with the source material but THIS. THIS PISSES ME OFF.
Like please stop turning Frieren, one of the best characters ever, into a generic Elf Waifu who could more easily pass for a preteen than an adult. Put some damn respect to her name you shallow FUCK
Can you stop superficially cutesifying my murderous elf wife for clearly weird reasons? She explicitly does not look like a potential child in the source media and is supremely fucking adorable as she fucking is, but the bulk of art I see of her changes the shape of her facial feature completely